a preorder bonus in gta is just an item you forget after three hours

The bonus car will be replaced. The outfit will sit in a menu. The starting cash will feel huge until the first useful property costs ten times more. Preorder bonuses work because missing a digital object feels worse than receiving a forgettable one. I am not judging anyone for buying the game early. I am judging the sentence I need this bonus when the bonus is usually equivalent to one Tuesday of playing. Give me a paper map in the box and I become a hypocrite immediately.

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palms_and_potholes

the paper map is the one irrational purchase i will defend without evidence

shadercache_sufferer

pc edition in 2028 with a paper map and i will somehow call it value