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The bonus car will be replaced. The outfit will sit in a menu. The starting cash will feel huge until the first useful property costs ten times more. Preorder bonuses work because missing a digital object feels worse than receiving a forgettable one. I am not judging anyone for buying the game early. I am judging the sentence I need this bonus when the bonus is usually equivalent to one Tuesday of playing. Give me a paper map in the box and I become a hypocrite immediately.

People say GTA fans are impossible to please but this is fake. Put in cheat codes, a tank, a good rock station and a ramp near the airport. We are happy. Let me reach max wanted level, hide in a fast food kitchen, steal the first stupid vehicle I see and crash it into a boat. That's the product. Nobody in my party is checking whether the satire has enough teeth while we are trying to land a helicopter on a moving bus. Rockstar overthinks us because we overthink ourselves. Give the golf carts good suspension and watch every complaint disappear.