gta 6 marketing is already more entertaining than half the games i bought this year

two trailers, a netflix early window, people arguing about preorder packs, people arguing about the lack of gameplay, people analyzing background signs like they are crime scene photos. i am not even joking anymore. following gta 6 before launch has become its own hobby. rockstar can disappear for weeks and somehow the silence becomes content. then they announce one thing and every site on earth has twenty articles before dinner. this should annoy me more than it does. instead i am sitting here making a list of what i want from august 27 like there is going to be an exam after it. we are absolutely the easiest audience in gaming and also somehow the loudest.