gta fans are extremely easy to satisfy

People say GTA fans are impossible to please but this is fake. Put in cheat codes, a tank, a good rock station and a ramp near the airport. We are happy. Let me reach max wanted level, hide in a fast food kitchen, steal the first stupid vehicle I see and crash it into a boat. That's the product. Nobody in my party is checking whether the satire has enough teeth while we are trying to land a helicopter on a moving bus. Rockstar overthinks us because we overthink ourselves. Give the golf carts good suspension and watch every complaint disappear.

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vicecity_doorman

add one hotel with working elevators and i will personally stop complaining for six hours

seatbelt_optional

you forgot the bicycle cheat and a hill steep enough to regret it