damage_number_lawyer

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diablo 5 starts after diablo already won and that is a much better sequel hook than i expected

Blizzard officially announced Diablo V for spring 2029. this time Sanctuary has already fallen and Diablo has already won. the first three revealed classes are Demon Hunter, Monk and the new Plague Knight. Plague Knight is described as basically walking death that spreads disease and then consumes it for power. fine. you have my attention.

gears keeps acting like versus is the main event when horde is right there

maybe this is age speaking but i do not need another competitive mode trying to become my personality. horde is gears. four people making a terrible plan, one guy spending resources on the wrong thing, somebody going down in a place nobody can reach and the whole run somehow surviving anyway. versus is good. keep it. i will play five matches and discover a teenager who moves like he has been wall bouncing since birth. then i am going back to horde where my bad decisions are a team building exercise. if e-day actually supports horde properly for years i will be there. seasons built mostly around versus cosmetics will lose me immediately.

highest damage means i did my job

i have highest damage on the overwatch scoreboard therefore every fight we lost is legally the support's fault No I will not look at my deaths. irrelevant stat