i need cal's conspiracy brain to be useful once

cal sitting around listening to coast guard comms while believing everything online is true is exactly the kind of idiot gta needs. i hope he is wrong constantly. like 90 percent nonsense, then one time he hears something real and suddenly everybody has to listen to him. if he's only there to say conspiracy garbage in cutscenes that's still probably funny. i just want one job where the tinfoil brain accidentally earns its keep.