the flying bike will return in another form

my gta online 2 prediction: week 1: four idiots in a stolen coupe, one pistol between us, funniest night of the year month 2: bought an apartment with a garage, we think we are rich month 8: basic new car costs more than our first 20 jobs paid combined year 2: neon missile lawnmower kills my delivery from outside the minimap year 3: I apparently need a nightclub to supply a warehouse to unlock a submarine computer so I can afford pants The flying bike may not literally come back. Something equally stupid will. The grind needs a griefer machine because angry players buy shortcuts. yes this is tinfoil hat logic, leave me alone. anyway me and the boys will be online stealing a garbage truck on day one. absolutely zero principles.

4 comments

weekly_squad_night

the problem is not weird vehicles. the problem is selling one vehicle that makes every older activity annoying

kd_over_cutscenes

day one we will borrow a slow van and laugh. year three the van will need anti satellite insurance

seatbelt_optional

make the nonsense visible and loud. losing a delivery to a silent dot outside the minimap is not comedy

fivem_shiftlead

the problem was never speed by itself. it was perfect mobility plus easy disruption plus almost no reason to use roads or coordinate with anyone