the flying bike will return in another form
my gta online 2 prediction:
week 1: four idiots in a stolen coupe, one pistol between us, funniest night of the year
month 2: bought an apartment with a garage, we think we are rich
month 8: basic new car costs more than our first 20 jobs paid combined
year 2: neon missile lawnmower kills my delivery from outside the minimap
year 3: I apparently need a nightclub to supply a warehouse to unlock a submarine computer so I can afford pants
The flying bike may not literally come back. Something equally stupid will. The grind needs a griefer machine because angry players buy shortcuts. yes this is tinfoil hat logic, leave me alone.
anyway me and the boys will be online stealing a garbage truck on day one. absolutely zero principles.
the problem is not weird vehicles. the problem is selling one vehicle that makes every older activity annoying
day one we will borrow a slow van and laugh. year three the van will need anti satellite insurance
make the nonsense visible and loud. losing a delivery to a silent dot outside the minimap is not comedy
the problem was never speed by itself. it was perfect mobility plus easy disruption plus almost no reason to use roads or coordinate with anyone