airport_rampage

this is somehow real government discourse now. miami-dade officials have been discussing gta 6 launch partnership ideas with rockstar. reported concepts included vice city branding on county assets and even temporarily branding miami international airport as vice city airport. nothing has been formally approved and rockstar has not announced a deal. now the county sheriff and commissioner jc bermudez are publicly pushing back because they do not want public facilities promoting a game built around crime and violence. we spent 20 years joking that vice city is fake miami and now real miami is having an argument about becoming vice city for marketing.

cyberleek finally shows the strip club and jason literally pulls binoculars out of inventory.\n\nnot a zoom button. not cinematic camera. binoculars.\n\nrockstar built an entire state, fishing gear, cars, cops, robberies, probably 900 side activities and somebody at the studio still had to implement the exact animation required for this degeneracy.\n\nwe are never beating the allegations.

all this witness system and changing clothes stuff sounds cool until you spend 15 minutes escaping one wanted star. i want cops to be stupid. i want six cruisers piled in a doorway because i stole a bus. i want random free roam chaos, not a felony paperwork minigame. gta is best when the physics break slightly and everybody in the party starts yelling.