the hype has invented ten different games

My version of GTA 6 has small dense neighborhoods, enterable buildings and cops who remember my car. My brother wants a giant state so he can drive for 25 minutes while listening to the radio. One friend wants GTA IV car weight. Another says GTA IV drove like every trunk had a washing machine loose inside it. The guy from our party who skips every cutscene has VERY strong opinions about Lucia and Jason for some reason. Then there's Nico, who only wants to push NPCs into pools. Honestly Nico might be the only normal one. No game can win this. If the map is dense people call it small. If it is huge, the seventh gas station has the same locked door and I start whining. If the story gets serious, people miss the dumb jokes. If it gets silly, people say Rockstar lost its teeth. So I hope they pick a personality and commit to it. Make some of us mad. A game designed by averaging every GTA fan together would be absolute paste. Still better have good car damage though. My reasonable speech ends there.

3 comments

vicecity_doorman

nico has the clearest design document in the whole group

map_icon_goblin

i am the brother. give me the giant state and a radio station worth the drive

autosave_storyslot

and i am asking everybody to stop measuring the story in enterable doors