the vintage vice city preorder pack is nostalgia bait and i still want it

A preorder pack named Vintage Vice City is almost scientifically designed to defeat my better judgment. Put neon colors, an old logo and one shirt that looks vaguely 1986 on the screen and suddenly I am pretending this is cultural preservation. It is still nostalgia bait. The game is returning to Vice City, so the easiest premium language is remember the version you already loved. That does not make the items bad. It just means the marketing department knows exactly which part of my brain still hears the old loading music. I would respect the whole thing more if the pack included one ugly tourist shirt and a terrible rental car instead of only premium-looking items.