radio_ad_skipper

Lucia has the prison image, the attitude, the physical presence and the immediate question of how she got there. Jason has a cap and the facial expression of a man waiting for his order number. That can be intentional. A quieter character can be great. But right now every interesting image in the marketing belongs to Lucia and every defense of Jason is fans writing a personality for him. Maybe the game needs one grounded person. Maybe he becomes the emotional center. At the moment he is premium passenger-seat energy.

Old GTA radio made fun of people, not just apps. The fake ads had some absolute loser explaining his entire worldview while you drove to a gun store. Now I worry every joke will be an NPC filming vertically, saying influencer words, then falling into a fountain. Social media parody is already exhausted by the time you notice it. Give me radio hosts with terrible advice. Billboards for products that sound almost useful. A rich guy who keeps renaming the same scam. Let the joke build instead of having a pedestrian yell the punchline. If every funny moment is just look, phones are weird, the comedy is cooked.